Velcro on your campaign shoes and let’s run.
I used to joke with my coworkers that I was going to run for office. My campaign slogan would be uncomplicated and direct, “You need more money.”
I would go into the working class parts of town and give them my stump speech which would consist of this: “Are you working class? What you need is more money. When elected my sole purpose will be to get you more money. Any bill that comes to vote, if it doesn’t have in it a clause that gives you more money, I won’t vote for it.”
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